I admit to having a love affair with Mr. Black. Ok maybe personifying a tube of black paint is over the top but the love affair is real. Every time I dab a little on the palette I say "Just this one time and never again. Within 20 min I end up muddying the painting, scrub the paintbrush yet can't get the dirty tar out and end up feeling guilty about the whole thing. Yet Mr. Black tempts me back with a promise of bold dark strokes of paint. We all know that's not real. Someday I'll gather the strength to send Mr. Black where he really belongs - in the trash can.
...Ranting ends here... Enjoy!